I need a shower

Posted by admin on November 18th, 2005

First let me say that i do not encourage people to pirate music. It is WRONG, and ILLEGAL! That being said, i think everyone should go and download these two songs. “Play” by David Banner, and “Bring out the freak in you” by lil’ Rob. You remember when 2 live crew was “banned in America”? Well the songs they did have nothing on these. There is nothing better than a great R&B dance beat and disgustingly dirty lyrics. It’s beautiful.. it’s art. O.k.. not so much art as the sound track to a train wreck… i just can’t stop listening to these two freakin’ songs. Now, if you’ve heard these songs on the radio and are thinkin’ “these songs aren’t that bad” then your bitch ass needs to get pimp slapped for not taking my word for it. It just amazes me that these “Artists” will change every other word in a song so that it will get air time. Example: the chorus on “Play” is “Work that clit, cum girl” radio version “work them hips, run girl”. What the fuck. Where is she going to run to. IT DON’T MAKE SENSE STUPIT!!! Ain’t it great how i can say how i love these songs then talk all kinds of shit about them? I RULE!!

Work that Poll

Posted by admin on November 9th, 2005

Well yesterday was election day and Jason and i were volunteer poll workers. It was quite the experience. We worked there from 6am to 9pm with only an hour and a half break. It was me Jason and 6 old bitties. At the beginning they were kinda funny and amusing, but by the end of the night i was praying for 6 heart attacks. Speaking of praying, we were actually working in the church sanctuary. I found it really funny when I sneezed and no one said “bless you”.. in a fucking church. some people have no respect for god damn religion. So anyhow.. yesterday was quite an experience. I think it would be neat to do it again in a presidential election. now back to boring life.

This place is a prison

Posted by admin on November 5th, 2005

O.k. It’s been forever since i posted last. what can i say? I’m a lazy bitch.

Since my last post i have fully recovered from the surgery. It HAS been 2 months. In September we were supposed to be able to start on our house again. We are remodeling and good ol’ Fresno county is giving us the run around. It is now November and we are just getting started again. I don’t want you to get the wrong idea about the county. They aren’t going to just make us wait 3 months for nothing and then let us get back to work.. no.. no.. Now they get to give our work the white glove treatment. Every fucking little thing gets looked at. What i especially love is how they say something is wrong and we need to change it and when we change it they decide they want it back the other way.

Jason bought the house next door. Now we are renovating it so we can put it up for rent. Before i go off on how cheap Jason is let me first say that i, more often than not, think money grows on trees. That being said, Jason is SO cheap. Instead of hiring people to put in windows, tile, and fencing he has us do it. I’m not sure if you know this or not but i am not a carpenter, nor am i a tile and grout specialist.. and surprise surprise.. i don’t really build fences. Nether does Jason.. who knew.. oh wait.. I KNEW!! and here we are half ass doing everything. It’s so stupid i could just spit. You know what.. i think i will. hopefully that will soak into the carpet so i don’t have to clean it.

Here is a juicy tidbit for all you RJ lovers. My mother is driving me nuts. Literally. All the stress from my moms drama has driven me to Major depression. This is the first time in my life that i have ever had to go to a psychiatrist because i have issues that i can’t just blow off. Everyone who knows me knows that i am really good at going “mah.. whatever” and brushing it off. well .. except when i hold a grudge (Fuckin monkey twins.. i would shoot you both in a new york minute). Jason has been really good at dealing with me, and understanding that i am a big ball of stress.. hehe.. big ball. Hopefully i will be back to normal in no time.

So, i told Jason that we should do a podcast. Here is my idea. We should record ourselves in the car. We have the stupidest conversations and arguments in the car. I think people would be highly entertained by it. What do you think?

I’ve been all into the hipity hop music lately. Mariah’s on fiah. Oh my god. There is this song “Play” by David Banner. SO DIRTY!!! I would never tell anyone to pirate music.. but.. pirate that song. you gotta hear it.. did i mention SO DIRTY!!

I am really looking forward to January. Jason and i will be going to Internext (Internet Porn Convention) and CES (look it up you lazy bitches). I think I’m more looking forward to getting out of this house and out of town for a bit.

It is going to be Jason and my Anniversary tomorrow (11/6). 6 years.. ain’t it crazy. I don’t know how anyone could put up with living with me for 6 years… right Joe?.. Paul? We are going to be going to the Ballet tomorrow. No, I’m not that gay. Jasons’ niece is in the nutcracker, so we are going to watch.

That is about it for now. I loves you